Well! well!

Have you realized you are wasting away? Doesn’t matter even if you travel from point A to point B only in a chauffer driven Merc. Never mind if you have an unscrupulous account in a Swiss bank or you’re a close friend of Bill Gates. Even your Armani jacket, crocodile skin shoes or shawl made of dinosaur skin (can’t say how you’ll get one though) can’t stop it. Or for that matter your picture on the cover of Times Magazine. Please rush to a store immediately, pick up a pack of tortillas and a good book to read. That’ll still keep the clock ticking but at least when the moment comes you’ll be busy reading a book with tortillas in between.