Left is never right.

Will it be right if I take the left? Ya, take the first left. That’s right, no it’s left but its right. I mean the right is not right, the left is right. But left cannot be right! Where do I go from here? The prudent thing to do is to take all the rights. Any number of times and the chances are you’ll land up at the same place with the same question, “Where do I go from here?” If you are nonplussed, and under the circumstances, which you’ll be, it’s advisable to give the situation some deep thought and subject yourself to some sound reasoning. That is, if I take left I have already taken the wrong lane. And if I take right, which is right but not in this case, then I am taking the wrong route again. What the deuce, take the middle path or just get lost.